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Smeap is the honk of a flamingo. Smeap was also at least once, a storybook land at the weird intersection of TV ads and the worlds they seem to inhabit. It was a place where wars were fought over sodas, and talking polar bears had very good reasons to guard soda machines. It was a place where rainbow color candies were harvested for electric power. It was a place where a prairie dog might move to big city inhabited mostly by Pink Flamingos to follow her dream to be private investigator, only to get slowly entangled in the seedy underbelly of crime and prohibited soda trading of the Neon Flamingos and their syndicate. Social media at times lately feels like it has become almost entirely seedy underbelly with very little upside. Maybe it needs more storybook worlds.

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up since 2024-09-17 08:42 (17.7 days ago)

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  • Uptime: 99.89%
  • Users: 2 (1 active this month, 1 active last six months)
  • Posts: 8908
  • Posts per user: 4454.00
  • Peers: 14577
  • Version: mastodon 4.2.13
  • Registrations: Closed

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Prometheus Data

Stats 2024-09-21 03:05 — 2024-10-05 01:08

  • users: 2 (0.00/day)

    min/max/avg/stddev: 2 / 2 / 2.00 / 0.00

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  • posts: 8908 (1.56/day)

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  • peers: 14577 (5.73/day)

    min/max/avg/stddev: 14500 / 14577 / 14531.29 / 24.22

    1457714500 +1+29-1

  • response_time: 1.82 (0.01/day)

    min/max/avg/stddev: 0 / 18 / 2.48 / 2.45

    1.8200.12018.697 -1.306-17.206+15.834

Crawling Info

First contact: 2021-02-06 (3.7 years ago)

Last successful contact: 2024-10-05 (30.2 minutes ago)

Latest attempt: 2024-10-05 (13.5 minutes ago)

Contact: 103190 successful, 13624 failed.

Average fetch time: 2.48s

Next attempt scheduled for 103.0 seconds from now.

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